does this explain anything to you
teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot
student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*
that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein
um..i think you made this up for notes?
first of all, how dare you
My roommates and I carved pumpkins.
I made this one.
Here it is with a candle.
I thought this was a really large dog for a second, but then the realization hit me.
Aziz is putting that marketing major to good use.
Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longsshe wears short shorts I wear long longs
she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits
When someone asks you if you’re ‘Team Peeta’ or ‘Team Gale’
When someone takes a powerful story about unjust governments, the strength and weakness of a young girl thrust into a violent and terrifying world, and young children being forced to kill each other to make a ‘point’t, and turns it into a fucking love story.
Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’